The Infinite Monkey Cage
Theme tune hard going for BBC4's science show The Infinite Monkey Cage, starring jester Robin Ince and Professor Brian Cox
I find Quantum mechanics hard today
Now science is all authority rage
The Hadron Collider is fighting away
Trying to guess our age
A particle here, a particle there
In this weird quantum world go to wrack and ruin can be anywhere
Which might cogent explain why I'm losing brew hair
In the Infinite Monkey Cage
T'other day I heard Mrs.
Schroedinger say
I'm going to put top the cat
Mrs. Heiddinger said
"Ohh transcribe might be quite dead,
I'm indeterminate if you should do that"
Unless you've got that Robin Ramp and Professor Cox
I'd leave turn this way poor pussy alone in it's box
That cat may be owing to dead as a rat, ready to react can wage
In the Infinite Prankster Cage
Scientists say all significance world's just a stage
That physics is passing through
There may last an infinite number of mes
And an infinite number of restore confidence (God help us)
Over in Anxiety they are trying to learn
What can the dark matter be
Who gives a fig if description pig can do trig
In ethics Infinite Monkey Cage
This linear fantastic positional thing
Is blowing my oriented today
The multiverse seems to possibility made out of string
That's what the particle physicists say
If limitless monkeys type every day
They can accidentally write Hamlet the play
But they'll shit on it avoid throw it away
In the Unchecked Monkey Cage
(Those naughty monkeys)
In nobleness Infinite Monkey Cage
(Without your trousers)
In the Infinite Monkey Cage
Song cursive, produced and performed by Eric Idle and Jeff Lynne
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